Saturday, April 16, 2016

Hostage (2005) - 6 stars out of 10

Hostage (2005) - 6 stars out of 10

"Hostage" is a decent action movie but gets far too aggressive with profanity for the story that it tells.  Unlike films like “Shawshank Redemption” that use profanity to create a sense of realism, this film does the opposite by using an unacceptable amount of swearing (we’re talking one character shouting the f-word or s-word 4-6 times in row) in place of intelligible dialogue.  There are many moments where a strong point could be made with one f-word, or even another choice of profanity, or imagine a world when a well-written line that doesn’t rely on profanity could make an impact; instead, the writers turn to repeated f-words to show frustration.  I find this completely unacceptable in this sort of film.  Outside of the profanity, Bruce Willis revisits his traditional kick-butt cop role with a variation in which he has to become a vigilante because of a clever plot twist.  He does a nice job while the rest of the cast is very average.  This movie makes me really mad at dumb teenage boys who give in to peer pressure.  The events of the film escalate quickly and (for the most part) realistically, but the entire of the story develops from one mentally unhealthy boy who is able to convince two others to get in trouble with him.  Although no part of this film could be classified as horror, there are a few scenes that are so intense that you’ll want to retreat to a happy place.  “Hostage” is definitely a step down from the “Die Hard” series but it is worth watching for its intensity and unpredictable nature.  Just prepare yourself for an abundance of swearing that is not necessary in portraying these events.



[Pictured: The movie has a few nightmarish moments that will stick with you]

Friday, April 15, 2016

Mr. Bean's Holiday - 6 stars out of 10

Mr. Bean's Holiday - 6 stars out of 10

“Mr. Bean's Holiday” is a clever comedy full of slapstick gags and well-meaning mischief.  The film is exactly what you expect: a series of comical Mr. Bean situations tied together by a non-thought-provoking plot, which also happens to be exactly what we want when watching a film of this ilk.  It certainly isn’t “The Shawshank Redemption” but it is great for what it is.  The family-friendly Mr. Bean gets himself into all sorts of trouble as he travels through France, picking up a few friends along the way while managing to lose his passport and money.  Rowan Atkinson is marvelous with his over-the-top facial expressions and physical humor.  The film is criticized for repeating the same gags for 90 minutes but there are some wonderfully creative moments in those gags.  I was laughing out loud during Bean's French meal and the filming of the commercial.  Willem Dafoe goes beyond the call of duty with his interpretation of his character and manages to steal the spotlight away from Atkinson for a few scenes.  If you are looking for a masterpiece, look elsewhere.  But if you are looking for unoffensive family fun, “Mr. Bean’s Holiday” will surely have you laughing after a few scenes.

[Pictured: So many facial expressions, so little time]

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Jiro Dreams of Sushi - 9 stars out of 10

Jiro Dreams of Sushi - 9 stars out of 10

“Jiro Dreams of Sushi” is a tribute to the art form of sushi.  At the onset of this film, it is hard to imagine any meal that could be worth $240.  But by the end, you will be ready to hop on a plane to Tokyo and pay your $240 to experience the artwork of this master sushi chef.  This documentary is great because it is part biography and part food catalogue.  In fact, this film was originally intended to highlight a diverse group of sushi chefs with different styles.  However, when director David Gelb experienced visited Jiro’s Michelin three-star restaurant, he realized that the sushi was beyond anything else that he had ever tried and that Jiro was a compelling character that deserved his own story.  You will learn so much about sushi during this documentary and will be making plans with friends for a sushi date before the end of the film.  I was particularly interested in the main character’s routine to get the best ingredients from the fish market and the size of the enormous tuna.  The sushi that this man crafts in his 10-seat restaurant is absolutely beautiful.  In addition to Jiro’s high standards for fish and rice, you will also see his high standards for his apprentices.  As he mentions, his front of the house part of the process is only 5% of the final product and the true quality of the experience stems from his team behind the scenes.  It is also interesting to see how his passion rubbed off on his two sons, one of which opened his own sushi restaurant and the other who will succeed his father in running the flagship restaurant someday (even though he is already 50-years-old).  “Jiro Dreams of Sushi” is a unique documentary, the likes of which we have never seen, as it combines a historical look at the development of sushi with a cooking tutorial and an expose on the life and career of Jiro Ono.

[Pictured: Jiro serves his 20-course sushi meal in his intimate restaurant]

The Cider House Rules - 7 stars out of 10

The Cider House Rules - 7 stars out of 10

“The Cider House Rules” is a critically acclaimed drama that tells a compelling coming-of-age story but I question whether it is worthy of six Oscar nominations.  Both of its settings, a WWII orphanage and an apple orchard in Maine, create an atmosphere that is very unique.  The details of the story are well thought-out as the childhood development and experiences of the main character shape his decisions.  For me, the main problem with this film is the casting of Tobey Maguire in the main role.  The cast is essentially a Who's Who Among Hollywood Megastars when they were just blossoming actors, but why couldn’t they have chosen another rising star?  Maguire had just gained attention from his role in “Pleasantville” but I just can't buy him as a dramatic actor.  The poignant last line of the film should stir up emotions and bring closure to his journey.  The only thing that I could think about was the superiority of Michael Caine delivering the same line through the film.  Maguire’s facial expressions are very limited and that vocal fry at the end of every line overtakes the poignancy of anything that he says.  Maguire-bashing aside, the young Charlize Theron offers a nice performance and Paul Rudd is so baby-faced that you almost don’t recognize him.  This is definitely not one of Michael Caine’s top two acting performances, even though his Academy Award collection would indicate otherwise.  I was not particularly impressed with his New England accent (afterall, we adore his English accent so much!) and he didn’t have that unforgettable moment that typically nets an actor a Best Supporting nomination.  There is not nearly enough J.K. Simmons but Delroy Lindo gives a standout performance that steals the spotlight for the majority of the film.  Perhaps he deserved the Oscar more than Caine?  You do need to prepare yourself for some strong content before watching this film as it has abortion, incest, and everything in between.  None of these things are shown in graphic detail but they are integral to the story and the development of its characters.  I appreciate that John Irving adapted his own novel into this Oscar-winning screenplay and opted to write a few characters out of the story instead of doing them the injustice of underdeveloping their characters.  It is nearly impossible for a screenplay adapter to preserve every aspect a novel.  When it is clearly an unrealistic goal, smart writers find a way to capture the heart of the story by choosing quality over quantity, even if sacrifices need to be made.  “The Cider House Rules” may not warrant a second watch but it has an interesting story and a few great acting performances that make it a one-time must-see.

[Pictured: I love Michael Caine and this may be cinema blasphemy, but I would have chosen Delroy Lindo for the Best Supporting Actor Oscar]

Sunday, April 10, 2016

Walt Before Mickey - 3 stars out of 10

Walt Before Mickey - 3 stars out of 10

I wanted to love “Walt Before Mickey” because of its content.  I walked in with a low expectation but the film still managed to underwhelm me.  The story is incredible but it is told through wooden acting and a weak script.  To be blunt, this film feels like it had a lower budget than the animated shorts that put Walt’s first business into bankruptcy.  Walt Disney’s name is synonymous with the most well-known franchise worldwide, one of the most successful businesses in history, and the greatest innovator of animation ever to live; however, “Walt Before Mickey” tells a very different story.  The first half of Walt’s life was filled with rejection, financial failure, and the deceitful distribution deal that stole Walt’s rights to the characters that he created.  It certainly builds an appreciation for what Walt Disney would eventually accomplish after such a rough start.  It is magic to see the Alice cartoons being brought to life as well as the opportunity to observe his interactions with historical figures Ub Iwerks, Friz Freleng, Rudy Ising, his future wife Lilly, and his brother, Roy.  The film also contains a unique piece of Disney trivia.  Most people believe that “Steamboat Willie” was the first Mickey Mouse film because it was the first one released in theaters, but “Plane Crazy” (which was drawn completely by Iwerks) was the first Mickey film ever drawn and shown to a test audience.  Unfortunately, the cool historical characters and interesting story are negated by bad acting and a weak script.  The accents feel forced, Jon Heder delivers his lines as if he is still playing Napoleon Dynamite, Thomas Ian Nicholas doesn’t display enough emotion, and Jodie Sweetin is one of the highest billed actors but is in the film for less than five minutes.  The actors that I did like (particularly Kate Katzman as Lilly) were underutilized.  On the writing side of things, maybe the dialogue seems bad because of the acting but there are definite issues with the storytelling.  For example, it seems like Roy is married to Edna for the entire film, then Roy suddenly refers to Walt as his best man.  Walt and Lilly discuss the wedding in the next scene but we never  see the wedding, perhaps due to budget constraints, and it seems like it shouldn’t have been mentioned at all.  What left me more perplexed is that we have to assume that Walt and Lilly got married at some point during the film but it is never even addressed.  I love that this film is a tribute to the hardships faced by Disney and his never-give-up attitude, but I wish that it didn’t have such poor acting and scream “Low Budget!’  It is worth seeing “Walt Before Mickey” to absorb its historically accurate story, as long as your expectations are properly in place.

[Pictured: It's magic to see these famed characters portrayed at a young age, even if the acting leaves something to be desired]

Check out my review of Alice’s Wonderland for a YouTube link of this completely mind-boggling technical achievement in the 1920’s - http://jonnysdailymoviereview.blogspot.com/2012/04/alices-wonderland-1923-8-stars-out-of.html